“I've never actually sat down and written a joke.” — Eddie Griffin Quote

“I've never actually sat down and written a joke.”

“When I first got here, Vegas still felt like a destination. Now it's become a real city.”

“I didn't want to be a comedian. I was just funny. I jumped on stage and found out I was good at it.”

“I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.”

“There have been a lot of days sat in the stands, travelling to games and not getting a sniff. But I just kept training and working hard.”

“I sat down one night and wrote the line rock, rock, rock everybody.”