“I saved my money.” — Pete Holmes Quote

“I saved my money.”

“The biggest idea of a good time for me is making the Batman videos that we did. That is my ideal day. That is exactly what I want to be doing... I like doing cartoons. I like writing things.”

“I think there's something so funny about Ram Dass. I was lucky enough to sit across from him at dinner once, and I got up the courage to tell him that he was my favorite comedian. Even though he's not a comic, he talks about showbiz in a certain way and understands that there's a presentation to it.”

“I think I was lucky I got into art college. That's what saved me.”

“Not every town can or should be saved.”

“Having Zoe saved my life. It was my wake-up call. There were so many things I didn't want to pass on to her.”