“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me ...” — Frank Zappa Quote

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

When I was little, all I could think about was just being on some kind of stage, whether it be on a live stage, whether it be on a set stage.