“Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.” — Penn Jillette Quote

Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

What am I doing in this silly showbiz life? I do wonder that sometimes.

Because I don't go to showbiz parties, I don't have the right image. The media decides who's in and who's out.

When you have a baby in showbiz, people think you've died.

My parents were involved in everything I did. They were showbiz people themselves. My dad was an actor. They were parents; they did what parents are supposed to do.

I'm not into the whole showbiz scene.