“The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a toma...” — Andy Rooney Quote

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their own behavior, can cooperate on a basis of mutual trust and helpfulness.

I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their money than the government ever could.

Environment conservation without stagnating development is the objective of our government.

In a free society, government reflects the soul of its people. If people want change at the top, they will have to live in different ways. Our major social problems are not the cause of our decadence. They are a reflection of it.