A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.Aziz AnsariTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
“I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.”Aziz AnsariFunny
“Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.”
“I tried to be really tough when I was younger. I felt I had to stand up for myself. I never felt like I fit in.”Missy PeregrymStand Up
“With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody.”Aziz AnsariComedy Club
“When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.”Aziz AnsariBarbecue
“Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.”Aziz AnsariCool
“I will stand up for what I believe and for what I have always believed: Every person has a right to be rich in this country and I want to help them get there.”Jim CramerStand Up
“I'm not scared of the president of the United States. And I'm not scared to stand up against the president of the United States.”Richard OjedaStand Up