I'm a crazy fat guy. And a strange one.Ralphie MayTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“I'm a crazy fat guy. And a strange one.
“I've always been Ralphie, ever since I was a kid. My grandfather was Ralph. It suits me better to be Ralphie.”Ralphie MayGrandfather
“When I do jokes that maybe are seen as social commentary, I research them to the nth degree. I probably do more research than I do actual joke writing. I want to make sure what I'm saying is correct.”Ralphie MayActual
“I'm not really a strange person or anything, so if there's music I like, usually there's other people who like it too.”Ben FoldsStrange