“Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to gra...” — Douglas Wilson Quote

“Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.”

“I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.”

“Designing is a lot like a high-wire act - if the tightrope walker is only six inches off the ground, where's the excitement?”

“I'm not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that you'll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain't going to happen.”

“I don't look to find an educated person in the ranks of university graduates, necessarily. Some of the most educated people I know have never been near a university.”

“You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.”