“I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town...” — Craig Ferguson Quote

“I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.”

“I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.”

“Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'”

“Coach Capel's got style. He's always got fresh Nikes on. He's got some pretty sweet suits.”

“I only wear black. I think it suits me.”

“I don't follow any trends but I try and wear what suits me and my body type.”