“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did ...” — P. G. Wodehouse Quote

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.

I suppose comedy is my first love, in a way.

Almost every girl falls in love with the wrong man, I suppose it's part of growing up.

The sad thing about any business I suppose, but in mine you see it particularly, is that you're always asked to do what you've already done.

I suppose I've always put the career, the job and politics, all of that first.