“I've never had T-shirts at the merch table before.” — Joshua Ostrander Quote

I've never had T-shirts at the merch table before.

All my lyrics are about my love life or the lack thereof.

I'm at a point in my life where I'm not going to be writing about NATO or NAFTA.

I grew up really religious, and my family still is, but I'm not so much. That scene in 'Cool Hand Luke', it just destroyed me.

I was doing some research and stuff and reading about Bowie. When he referred to his music as 'plastic soul,' I was like, 'That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.'

But in a tournament, you can be said in for all your money at any point so you can't make any mistakes so you have to, it's all about where you're sitting at the table.

I don't even want to play if tanking is on the table.

We've got to get women to sit at the table.

I am deluded enough to think I can bring something to the table.

I'm the man who sits behind a table and tells true stories from his life. I'm also an actor. I was trained as an actor at Emerson College, and I use that training to play myself.