“I've never knowingly taken my make-up off. The stuff you see me in I f...” — Claudia Winkleman Quote

I've never knowingly taken my make-up off. The stuff you see me in I first put on in the 70s.

Top-flight football players are a strange bunch.

I used to spend hours reading the Sunday papers, but then I had 900 children so I don't any more.

I can't stand people who say they've got 'Africa fatigue.'

I am allergic to fancy dress. This is actual fact.

I don't want to have to be taken out because I'm tired or I need a breather.

I've never taken work just to be in the business.

I'm not getting taken down by Bader or Chael. That's just the way it's going to be.

Power intoxicates men. It is never voluntarily surrendered. It must be taken from them.

For me, writing is like being taken on a walk by a footnote: It's amazing where you end up.