“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach ...” — H. L. Mencken Quote

“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

“The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.”

“Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.”

“The great skill of investment is to know when the right time is to get out. Getting in's easy.”

“To be great is to be misunderstood.”

“Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think, is still the secret of great creative people.”