“I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who ha...” — Denis Leary Quote

“I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.”

“You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.”

“I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.”

“I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.”

“I have a heart tattoo on the inside of my middle finger on my left hand.”

“A tattoo is graffiti on the temple of the body.”