“In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincing...” — Paul Feig Quote

“In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.”

“I'm not looking for people to bow down to me or do things in my name or even pass around a collection plate for me. I say that I'd like to be God for a while because He really can get away with anything. I mean, ANYTHING.”

“I couldn't be happier to not be acting. I miss it, but I don't miss the auditioning or trying to get work.”

“It came to me that the one thing I could do was cook. And I figured I couldn't do any worse than the people running these places around town.”

“I do like change. That's the one thing exciting about me.”

“Pick the one thing that you've really been putting off, that seems too big or too scary or too whatever, and do it this week. You might be very pleasantly surprised.”