“Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right ...” — Norm MacDonald Quote

“Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.”

“I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.”

“I don't like sports where it's like, you watch a guy on a motorcycle flip or something, then another guy does it, it looks exactly the same, and then at the end one guy gets higher points! It seems so arbitrary; I don't know who's ahead ever.”

“I'm an actor. I play roles in films and theaters. I don't act out, and I don't play people.”

“'Marjaavaan' was a huge success among mass audience and at single-scene theaters.”

“If you have a smartphone, you can give content to the world. The days of putting a movie in movie theaters because people don't have a choice is over.”