“I wanted to be great at stand-up. I'm not trying to say I'm great, but...” — Nate Bargatze Quote

“I wanted to be great at stand-up. I'm not trying to say I'm great, but I just knew I needed to figure out how to be great at this one thing and then the rest will come.”

“You should never vote for something I tell you to do. I'm not smart enough.”

“I did not watch 'Succession.' I know it's the greatest show ever to exist. I'm not a moron. Everybody understands it's the greatest show in the world. I want to watch it. This has nothing to do with the show. But no one watched it in the grand scheme of things.”

“Going to the gym is great for your body, but it's also great for your mind.”

“Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.”

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.”