“If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the...” — Alan K. Simpson Quote

“If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.”

“As a lifelong Republican who served in the Army in Germany, I believe it is critical that we review - and overturn - the ban on gay service in the military. I voted for 'don't ask, don't tell.' But much has changed since 1993. My thinking shifted when I read that the military was firing translators because they are gay.”

“There is no 'slippery slope' toward loss of liberties, only a long staircase where each step downward must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.”

“What I love about 'Toast' is that there's always new stuff you can do with him.”

“I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.”

“I think avocado toast is the best ever. It's my favorite.”