“By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night an...” — Zach Woods Quote

“By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night and then take the train home and go to school the next morning.”

“When I was a kid, my father would read Neil Simon plays with me, when I was going to bed, as bedtime stories.”

“I always think it's hilarious when the stand-ins come in for 'Silicon Valley,' because it's a complete inversion of the attractiveness quotient that is supposed to exist.”

“How did I get to Hollywood? By train.”

“I'm quite nosy. Somebody will be reading a book on a train, and I'll go: 'How is it? Is it any good?' and they'll be like, 'Yeah, now let me read it.'”

“I always think I need to be better than what I am. If I train twice a day, I think I need to go one more time. I'm not going hard enough.”