“A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at t...” — Amy Sedaris Quote

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

L.A. makes you feel ugly.

I've seen the good, the bad, and the ugly. Lived it and I'm still here to talk about it and help someone else if I can.

Windows are like eyes on a face, so if they are wrong the whole face looks ugly.

I think a woman feels ugly when she's got the wrong man at her side.

I loved women who weren't afraid to get ugly in their comedy.