“My name has zero value.” — Colin Quinn Quote

“My name has zero value.”

“That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.”

“When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.”