"He who hesitates is a damned fool." — Mae West quote meaning

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.

Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.