Best Hilarious Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

“So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said.”

“What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?”

“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”

“He was still thoughtful. 'Do you think any of us ever really knows anyone?'”