Life Quotes Quote by Steve Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life exists so the Universe can experience itself.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”

“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.”

“Man conquers the world by conquering himself.”

“Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.”

“Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking; You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits.”

“Fame is foolish, it is pointless, meaningless. Even if the whole world knows you, how does it make you richer? How does it make your life more blissful? How does it help you to be more understanding, to be more aware? To be more alert, to be more alive?”

“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”