Humor Quote by Steve Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

“Be so good they can't ignore you.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“Ack!" I said.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.”

“How did you-”

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”