Humor Quote by Steve Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

“Life exists so the Universe can experience itself.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.”

“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?' Rand Whispered. 'The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can.”

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

“Real men wear floral when trespassing”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”