Life Quotes Quote by Ellen DeGeneres — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”

“You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

“Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?”

““It’s not that we have to quit”

“But I have my life, I’m living it. It’s twisted, exhausting, uncertain, and full of guilt, but nonetheless, there’s something there.”

“Fedin laughed outright, a grim, calculating gesture as hard and unfeeling as cold steel. “Twenty million Russians have been slaughtered by the Fascists in the last six years..... Always remember this, Squadron Leader. It was our war, our victory and now it is our Berlin. We tolerate your presence in this city… if that.”

“To live is to be haunted.”