“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vac...” — Rodney Dangerfield Quote

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”

“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”

“One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.”

“I'm a creative person. I love to write, I love to act, I love to perform, I love to create things with my hands, so I do all of these things that are kind of like hobbies in a way. They're things that I love, so it's not like a work-life balance; it's just a work-life marriage.”

“Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.”

“I do think your personal life has an impact on your tennis. If your private life is up and down, and you're thinking about what is going on back home, then you aren't solely focused on your job, but when things are good back home, it's so much easier when you're on court. It's not necessarily marriage; it's more having a stable relationship.”