I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.George BurnsTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”George BurnsDrink
“We've patented the idea... of using the address book as a place to declare that you like a brand. By so doing, the brand has now got your permission to send you personal messages - it could be money off offers, coupons, promotions, just information, whatever is appropriate.”Keith TeareMoney
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”George BurnsCould
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”George BurnsHumor
“Polio's pretty special because once you get an eradication, you no longer have to spend money on it; it's just there as a gift for the rest of time.”Bill GatesMoney