“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remem...” — George Burns Quote

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

“I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.”

“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”

“The first thing I do in the morning is prepare fresh juice. I have 15 different recipes, which I drink for 15 days consecutively. Then I repeat the recipes from the beginning for the next 15 days of the month. My juices include fruit, vegetables, leafy greens, and even grains.”

“I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.”

“Dehydration is a serious problem, particularly for young hedgehogs in the summer, so having some water out that they can drink is important.”