Humor Quote by Jane Austen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.”

“However, he wrote some verses on her, and very pretty they were.”

“It has sunk him, I cannot say how much it has sunk him in my opinion. So unlike what a man should be!-None of that upright integrity, that strict adherence to truth and principle, that distain of trick and littleness, which a man should display in every transaction of his life.”

“My Emma, does not every thing serve to prove more and more the beauty of truth and sincerity in all our dealings with each other?”

“Oh!" cried Anne eagerly, "I hope I do justice to all that is felt by you,”

“Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.”

“I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.”

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.”

“-BDB on the board-”