Humor Quote by Paul McCartney — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“If you are good life is good.”

“We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.”

“Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister?”