Humor Quote by Robert A. Heinlein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Women talk when they want to. Or don't.”

“A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.”

“That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policies; I just work here.”

“If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.”

“If God existed (a question concerning which Jubal maintained a meticulous intellectual neutrality) and if He desired to be worshiped (a proposition which Jubal found inherently improbable but conceivably possible in the dim light of his own ignorance), then (stipulating affirmatively both the above) it nevertheless seemed wildly unlikely to Jubal to the point of reductio ad absurdum that a God potent to shape galaxies would be titillated and swayed by the whoop-te-do nonsense the Fosterites offered Him as "worship.”

“Hodor!”

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”

“Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”