Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.”

“I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!”

“Hermione turned and beamed at Harry; her eyes, too, were full of tears.”

“I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!”

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.”

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”

“Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.”

“Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars--new cars--that have automatic transmission. It'd be a million times easier.”

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”