Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

“One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.”

“God's Final Message to His Creation:”

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”

“She craved a tall glass of the fresh-squeezed lemonade from the pitcher she’d left chilling in the fridge. Two glasses served with a generous slice of pound cake with orange glaze icing sounded twice as nice.”

“Playing with fire Kitten?”

“Disappointment came to me,”

“It's funny what they say about men in uniform - how people think women just can't resist 'em. Fact is, I think we're just pleased to see a man groomed, bathed, and wearing clothes that fit him.”

“Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred of women without any problems whatsoever, and he was having trouble with just one. This was the real reason he never used the Casanova name. He could never live up to his father's reputation. The old man was probably laughing in his grave.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”