Humor Quote by Charles M. Schulz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

“I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”

““Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?"”

“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“Adventures are never fun while you're having them.”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”