Humor Quote by Charles M. Schulz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

“Closed. Plenty of time to see it later, remember?" He leads me into the courtyard, and I take the opportunity to admire his backside. Callipygian. There”

“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”