Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need...”

“Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough.”

“She couldn't do any worse, but then, he couldn't do better. So maybe it balanced out.”

“IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

“I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.”

“My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I'm pretty sure it was at me...not with me.”

“Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?”

“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?”