Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. To be natural is to be obvious, and to be obvious is to be inartistic.”

“The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.”

“Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everybody is worthy of love, except him who thinks he is.”

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”

“He is fairer than the morning star, and whiter than the moon. For his body I would give my soul, and for his love I would surrender heaven.”

“Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.”

“Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.”

“Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.”

“Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.”

“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”