Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”

“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.”

“Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”