Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Even things that are true can be proved.”

“Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.”

“One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.”

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

“He is fairer than the morning star, and whiter than the moon. For his body I would give my soul, and for his love I would surrender heaven.”

“One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”

“I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.”

“Hey, look—your”

“Babcock fidgeted with one of his cufflinks while staring down the remaining brokers in his office. He then delivered something akin to a pep talk in a severe tone. "... The world depends on our services. Services that must not be impeded. We don't break our backs producing things that have no real value—food, shelter, clothes ... art. No! We're titans of finance. We move intangible things and ideas around the world on digital platforms. No one else in the world can accumulate as much wealth as we do by simply moving around one and zeros on computers.”

“Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.”

“And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.”

“Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.”