Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And so the Universe ended.”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?”

“Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”