Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”

“Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”

“You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.”

“Look, it's easy to outsmart a werewolf or a vampire," Jace said. "They're no smarter than anyone else. But faeries live for hundreds of years and they're as cunning as snakes. They can't lie, but they love to engage in creative truth-telling. They'll find out whatever it is you want most in the world and give it to you—with a sting in the tail of the gift that will make you regret you ever wanted it in the first place.”

“So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.”

“Emma, everyone's afraid of something. We fear things because we value them. We fear losing people because we love them. We fear dying because we value being alive. Don't wish you didn't fear anything. All that would mean is that you didn't feel anything.”

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”

“The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.”

“The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.”

“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.”