Humor Quote by Richard Pryor — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.”

“I've missed you, Sebastian.”

“I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.”

“Most helmsmen would’ve been satisfied with a pilot’s wheel or a tiller. Leo had also installed a keyboard, monitor, aviation controls from a Learjet, a dubstep soundboard, and motion-control sensors from a Nintendo Wii. He could turn the ship by pulling on the throttle, fire weapons by sampling an album, or raise sails by shaking his Wii controllers really fast. Even by demigod standards, Leo was seriously ADHD.”

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”