Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I have detected disturbances in the wash.'”

“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of”

“Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.”

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”

“What is your advice to young writers?”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”