Humor Quote by Nikolai V. Gogol — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit down to a lonely meal of Weight Watchers past primavera she's just nuked in the microwave. Every woman who will get into bed tonight with a book or reruns of Sex and the City as her only companion. You are our shining hope....But no pressure.”

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.”

“So many things to see, people to do.”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”