Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““I will write in words of fire.”

“Do not take revenge in the heat of the moment.”

“I fell for her like a suicide from a bridge.”

“When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.”

“Talk is free but the wise man chooses when to spend his words.”

“Fox was here first, and his brother was the wolf. Fox said, people will live forever. If they die they will not die for long. Wolf said, no, people will die, people must die, all things that live must die, or they will spread and cover the world, and eat all the salmon and the caribou and the buffalo, eat all the squash and all the corn. Now one day Wolf died, and he said to the fox, quick, bring me back to life. And Fox said, No, the dead must stay dead. You convinced me. And he wept as he said this. But he said it, and it was final. Now Wolf rules the world of the dead and Fox lives always under the sun and the moon, and he still mourns his brother.”

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”

“She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.”

“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”

“Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'”