Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.”

“Eliza has no use for the foolish romantic tradition that all women love to be mastered, if not actually bullied and beaten.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”

“Don't think you can frighten me by telling me that I am alone. France is alone. God is alone. And the loneliness of God is His strength.”

“The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.”

“That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”

“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”

“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of”

“Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?”