Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“She picked up the book and then walked back past him into the tent, but as she did so, she brushed the top of his head lightly with her hand. He closed his eyes at her touch, and hated himself for wishing that what she said was true: that Dumbledore had really cared.”

“As Ginny and Hermione moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling.”

“Does it hurt?" The childish question had escaped Harry's lips before he could stop it.”

“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies.”

“If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-'”

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.”

“What's up?" [asked Ford.]”

“Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.”