Humor Quote by Lily Tomlin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”

“Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.”

“We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.”

“You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.”